Anyone Want to Write a Comic Plot?

Many times I have been told that people have trouble following my patterns of thought, and that's probably why most comics I've written are difficult for others to follow.  I don't know; I feel a bit inadequate lately when it comes to writing plots and would love to get some suggestions that people would like to see turned into comics here.

I'm willing to take a wide range of things and would even work collaboratively on the art side if anyone's interested.  You'd get credit on the site and could use the strip for whatever.

The fact I grew up with little social influence on my thought patterns is the likely cause of my difficulty to relating to people.

Sorry if this sort of post bothers anyone.  I had to put these thoughts somewhere.